Larry the Cable Guy Snags a Pair of Pink Wings for Tooth Fairy 2

Remember that movie “Tooth Fairy” which starred Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a hockey player who’s forced into tooth-collecting servitude by none other than Stephen Merchant? If not, don’t feel bad. Unless you’re under the age of five and/or have atrocious taste in motion pictures, there’s a very strong chance that you missed it. Trust me when I say that you can live without it. Apparently someone thought we needed a sequel, one that stars “comedic genius” Larry the Cable Guy. Are we that desperate for entertainment these days that we’re getting follow-ups to movies nobody cared about in the first place? It would appear so.

If this tells you anything, Amazon is currently selling “Tooth Fairy 2”, “Hop”, and “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked” together as one of their taste-tailored package deals. If you’re the sort who’s interested in such a thing, you can procure a copy of the film when it arrives on March 6th, 2012. Curious parties should direct their attention to the trailer embedded below. Don’t blame me when something mushy begins oozing from your ears.