Latest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Poster Asks Questions…

Such as … if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that? Plus, is The Baroness’ secret superpower somehow hidden inside her two ample buttcheeks? Is that why she’s always pointing them at people? And can Scarlett’s very ample chest counter the Baroness’ powers? These questions, and more, will hopefully be answered when Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” opens August 7. Until then, here’s the latest poster via Comingsoon. Kinda looks like the International poster, except, er, different poses I guess.



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  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    i know nothing about this movie, but it looks sick!
    Plus trailer is sweet too:)

    Ample buttcheck!?

    don’t you mean Apple Bottom:P

  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    i know nothing about this movie, but it looks sick!
    Plus trailer is sweet too:)

    Ample buttcheck!?

    don’t you mean Apple Bottom:P

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    “if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that?”
    The same can be said for Snake Eyes but no one questions him carrying a gun or two.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

      Weird. I don’t recall seeing Snake Eyes with a guy in the trailers. Though I distinctly remember him carrying guns in the cartoon and comics. But Storm Shadow never did, right? I mean I could be wrong, I’m no Joe expert…

      • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

        No Storm Shadow never did, but hey I’m just sayin it’s only fair that he gets one if Snake Eyes has one . LOL. And The 1st promo pics of Snake Eyes showed him holding both a sword and a gun (uzi) I think.

  • Dedpool3678

    “if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that?”
    The same can be said for Snake Eyes but no one questions him carrying a gun or two.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Nix

      Weird. I don’t recall seeing Snake Eyes with a guy in the trailers. Though I distinctly remember him carrying guns in the cartoon and comics. But Storm Shadow never did, right? I mean I could be wrong, I’m no Joe expert…

      • Dedpool3678

        No Storm Shadow never did, but hey I’m just sayin it’s only fair that he gets one if Snake Eyes has one . LOL. And The 1st promo pics of Snake Eyes showed him holding both a sword and a gun (uzi) I think.