Latest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Poster Asks Questions…

Such as … if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that? Plus, is The Baroness’ secret superpower somehow hidden inside her two ample buttcheeks? Is that why she’s always pointing them at people? And can Scarlett’s very ample chest counter the Baroness’ powers? These questions, and more, will hopefully be answered when Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” opens August 7. Until then, here’s the latest poster via Comingsoon. Kinda looks like the International poster, except, er, different poses I guess.