Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen Hop in the Sack for First Scary Movie 5 Image

It’s somewhat amusing that the people behind the “Scary Movie” franchise is still calling it “Scary Movie”, since it stopped being a horror parody series what, after the third one? Anyways, the fifth one sounds like it’s going even farther away from the franchise’s roots. I mean, listen to this plot description:

Three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.

Anyways, here’s your first official look at an image from “Scary Movie 5”, featuring the much ballyhooed team-up between Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen … in bed. Call me crazy, but I get the feeling both of these guys will show up early, get shanked, and then never be seen again for the rest of the movie. I could be wrong, of course, but that seems to be the obvious direction with this type of stunt casting.

“Scary Movie 5” also stars Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Craig Bierko, Simon Rex, J.P. Manoux, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, and opens April 19, 2013. David Zucker directs.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in Scary Movie 5 (2013) Movie Image