Lindsay Lohan likes to drink, party, and make really bad movies that no one wants to see. And she’s only 21! Gee, she should have stuck to her teens, starring in movies like “Herbie Fully Loaded” and guest-starring on TV shows. With the Hollywood career already waning (did I mention the girl is only 21?), Lindsay Lohan has decided to take drastic measures — that’s right, she’s posed nude for NYMag under the auspice of a Marilyn Monroe tribute. Sigh. What guys won’t do to get a self-destructive, freckle-covered tart to take off her clothes.
In the accompanying NYMag article (yes, the issue didn’t just have nudie pics of Lindsay Lohan, there are actually words to go along with it, go figure), the destructive star of “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Georgia Rules” shows an amazing lack of insight when she opined as such:
“It’s eerie,” Lohan said of the painting, a Christmas gift, “because it’s this picture of her, and it’s kind of cartoony, and there’s a big bottle of pills next to her, and they’ve fallen over.” Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”
So young, so pretty, so busty, and yet so … clueless. I give the poor girl 2 more years before she ends up doing straight-to-video B-movie slasher flicks. Hell, she’s already halfway there with “I Know Who Killed Me”…
See the rest of Linday’s “tribute” to Marilyn here: