Lindsay Lohan is a Naughty Nun in New Machete Poster

The latest “Machete” poster has Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun licking a gun. Yes, it’s a very classy role, but then again, what else do you expect from Lindsay Lohan? In a recent interview, “Machete” co-director Robert Rodriguez calls Lohan “a joy” to work with. Oh, Robert, you smooth talker, you.

After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don’t know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.

Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Rose McGowan, and directed by Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez.

Lindsay gets nasty September 3, 2010.

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