Lindsay Lohan Takes it Off for Machete’s Pissed Off Mexican

Hey, remember when Lindsay Lohan used to be an honest to goodness actress with one of those “it girl” monikers attached to her? Well those days are long gone, my friends, and nowadays Lohan’s movies go direct-to-DVD if she’s lucky to even be working at all. It’s gotten so bad, Lindsay Lohan has to resort to going full frontal in a movie about a pissed off Mexican looking for some payback from the evil gringo types just to get back into the movie news biz.

In the Robert Rodriguez produced and co-directed actioner “Machete”, Lohan will play a gun-toting socialite named April Benz who, in one scene, gets into the pool naked with another woman and the movie’s star, Danny Trejo. This site says the below pic is Lindsay from the movie, though honestly, I can’t tell if it is or isn’t. Click here for the uncensored version. According to one of our readers, the pic below is a scene from the fake “Machete” trailer found in the movie “Grindhouse”. Now just swap one of the naked girls with Lohan.

Cut yourself off a slice of that booty April 16, 2010.



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  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    That’s from the trailer that was with the Grindhouse films, it’s the onlone on the dvd for “Planet Terror.” It ain’t her. Great trailer and I’m glad to hear they’re going to actually keep certain scenes from that trailer. Even better that it’s LL.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    That’s from the trailer that was with the Grindhouse films, it’s the onlone on the dvd for “Planet Terror.” It ain’t her. Great trailer and I’m glad to hear they’re going to actually keep certain scenes from that trailer. Even better that it’s LL.

    • Dick Blitskreig

      It can’t be any worse then Grindhouse.

    • Dick Blitskreig

      It can’t be any worse then Grindhouse.

  • Dedpool

    That’s from the trailer that was with the Grindhouse films, it’s the onlone on the dvd for “Planet Terror.” It ain’t her. Great trailer and I’m glad to hear they’re going to actually keep certain scenes from that trailer. Even better that it’s LL.

    • Dick Blitskreig

      It can’t be any worse then Grindhouse.

  • Scarletphire63

    People don’t know good movies… everybody likes stupid, sappy, not funny but supposed to be movies that have been done over and over again…. Machete was an awesome movie! GO SEE IT!!! And for the frontal shot of Lohan, I don’t think it’s her….It looks more like a body double in the movie~ Saw the movie; LOVED it! Bloody and funny! Not for the LAME!

  • Sofiwhitaker

    Oh yeah and it’s not just another woman it’s her character’s mom! ;)