Listen Up! Rules to Live by in Zombieland.

It’s not easy getting by in a world overrun by zombies, but if you’ll just follow these simple rules, you, too, might make it out alive. Maybe. Who knows, you may be some kind of idiot, in which case you probably won’t survive. Anyways, Jesse Eisenberg with some help from his buddy Woody Harrelson have some helpful advice on how to survive the coming zombie-pocalypse. Find out more when Ruben Fleischer’s movie hits theaters October 2, 2009.