Yeah, I dunno, I guess this is a comedy now, right? It certainly doesn’t look like anyone is trying to be even remotely serious with the franchise, which I suppose is probably the right angle to take. I mean, Machete has a phone that’s just another hidden knife cause, well, Machete don’t tweet. But everybody knows that. Machete kills. That’s like, in the title and everything.
Anyhoo. Check out the latest, ridiculous new trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills”. I gotta give Mel Gibson props, the dude really went over-the-top with the role. I mean, what’s he wearing there at the end, some kind of cape???
In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.
Machete does what he do this October 11, 2013.