Madonna in New Moon? Short Answer: Nope.

Rest easy, Twilighters, the former Mrs. Guy Ritchie won’t be showing up in your favorite vampire teen angst franchise to ruin things. Well, mostly. According to Entertainment Weekly, the 50-something singer/actress won’t be making an appearance in “New Moon” as per rumors from last week, although there is a very real possibility she might contribute songs to the “Twilight” sequel.

Says EW:

However, because Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, is a producer on the project, there is some talk of her providing songs for the sequel. Still, no deals have been made yet, and the plans haven’t progressed beyond the that’d be cool stage.

Although I have to admit, seeing Madonna show up in “New Moon” to suck the life force out of some unwitting soul might have been fun. You know, basically what she did to poor Guy Ritchie. Remember “Swept Away”? Brrrr.

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