Mark Wahlberg is Effin’ Iron Man

Iron Man

Ever wondered what would have happened if Mark Wahlberg had gotten the Iron Man gig instead of Robert Downey Jr.? My guess is it would have been awesome. Well wonder no more, kids, here’s a short by the boys at Official Comedy that posits that very question. He’s fuckin’ Iron Man!

Here’s the plot (because obviously it has a plot):

When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman the Internet was pissed. But when Mark Wahlberg announced he wanted to take over Iron Man nobody noticed. So he made this wicked awesome reboot trailer to show how an Iron Man set in Boston would be the best movie ever made. Watch him battle The Mandarin and Obadiah Stane while trying to save Pepper and Fenway Park.

Okay, he doesn’t actually do any of those things mentioned above, but he does do a wicked awesome impression of Mark Wahlberg from all of his movies.

Ironically? Dave Ebert does Mark Wahlberg, but he actually looks a lot more like Ben Affleck. Sort of.