Mark Wahlberg Shows off his Big Sword/Gun Thingie in First Transformers 4 Poster

Transformers Age of Extinction (2014) Movie Banner Poster

For some reason, whenever I see Mark Wahlberg these days, I envision him trying to sell me hamburgers. Or, er, Wahlburgers. Because, you know, of that awful reality TV show he has on A&E where he and his brothers pretend like selling hamburgers is really dramatic. Or something.

Anyways, here’s the first poster for Michael Bay’s “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” the fourth in the transforming alien robots from outer space series, featuring the Wahlburger lugging around a big ass sword/gun thingamagig. I can’t believe Marky Mark is playing a dad, when a few years ago he would be starring opposite the girl playing his daughter in this movie. Sheesh. When did everyone start getting so old?

A mechanic and his daughter make a discovery that brings down Autobots and Decepticons – and a paranoid government official – on them.

Starring Mark Wahlberg, Jack Reynor, Nicola Peltz, Sophia Myles, Peter Cullen, Glenn Morshower, and Kelsey Grammer.

Showing off them guns this June 27th.

Mark Wahlberg in Transformers Age of Extinction (2014) Movie Poster