All right, kids. Show of hands: Who wants to a see motion picture about a half-robot, half-Bigfoot? That’s exactly what I thought. I’m surprised something like “Megafoot” hasn’t come down the proverbial pipeline before. Maybe it has, but nobody wanted to kick any money in its general direction. Thank God for the world of crowdfunding.
“Return To Nuke ‘Em High” producer Justin Martell — a man who deserves numerous medals for even attempting to get this thing off the ground — is hoping you’ll give him some money to make “Megafoot.” If you can’t understand the sheer awesomeness of this premise, then you should probably take your runny nose and just go buy an outfit at the mall for your Oscar party. Kidding. I’m kidding! Eh, no I’m not.
Here’s the story this potentially amazing movie wants to tell:
“A highly classified experiment accidentally unleashes a top secret killing machine known as MEGAFOOT. Part Cyborg, Part Bigfoot. All Terror. And now it’s up to an elite squad of soldiers to track down the beast and kill it before it destroys everyone and everything in its path. A married couple, a group of college students, the scientists who know the truth, and some not-too friendly locals are about to confront their worst nightmare in this action-packed, horror thriller, gore-ride that’s bigger than big — It’s MEGAFOOT.”
Folks who are extremely interested in seeing “Megafoot” come to life should seriously consider stopping by the flick’s Indiegogo page and cough up some cash. In addition to helping the idea become an actual motion picture, there are some nifty perks you’ll receive for your generosity. Should you need additional convincing, a handsome promo video and a nifty poster are included in the space below.