Megan Fox, G.I. Joe, and The Jonas Brothers Receive Razzie Nominations

Is it just me being an extremely negative nilly or were there quite a few very bad movies released theatrically in 2009? I know every year has its own set of sweaty swine balls, but the previous twelve months seemed overloaded with absolute stinkers. If you’re curious to know which offended the collective palate more than others, you’ll be pleased to know that The Golden Raspberry Foundation has released their list of contenders for the year’s worst. No surprises, really, though I’m crossing my fingers that Stephen Sommers’ shockingly stupid actioner “G.I. Joe” snags the Razzie for Worst Picture of 2009. And while I can thoroughly understand why Megan Fox got the nod for “Transformers 2,” I honestly thought she was great in “Jennifer’s Body.” Go figure.

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
The Jonas Brothers for Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience
Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost
Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
John Travolta, Old Dogs

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, Obsessed
Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
Myley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” Land of the Lost
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
Ali Larter, Obsessed
Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe
Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
Julie White (as Mom), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Pink Panther 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Walt Becker, Old Dogs
Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Phil Traill, All About Steve

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE
Battlefield Earth
Freddy Got Fingered
Gigli
I Know Who Killed Me
Swept Away

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck
Eddie Murphy
Mike Myers
Rob Schneider
John Travolta

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna