Megan Fox’s People Issues Press Release to Save her Career

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Apparently being really, really hot doesn’t mean you can do and say anything you want without consequence. Go figure. Not all that long ago, Megan Fox recently wished all of Middle America was murdered because they don’t hold the same views as she does on gay marriage; then the lovely “Transformers” star began a series of scorched Earth interviews where she laid into the “Transformers” movies and Michael Bay. EW chronicles the whole thing here.

So, what’s the latest word on our favorite mouthy hottie? Someone in Megan Fox’s camp has issued this statement and attributed it to her. Obviously, she didn’t write it herself, and I’m inclined to believe she didn’t even read it.

“I have spoken with the parties involved privately,” Fox said in a statement, via her publicist. “I am very fortunate to be involved in this amazing franchise and look forward to Transformers 3.”

Megan Fox does not go around saying, “I have spoken with the parties involved privately”. Megan Fox goes around saying, “I talked to those dicks, and screw’em, I wanna have sex with girls!” Etc. You know, outrageous stuff that she believes makes her look cool and difference than all the other pretty girls in Hollywood, cause Megan Fox ain’t conformin’ to your rules, man!

Word is, Megan Fox’s appearance on the September 26th episode of Saturday Night Live will include a skit involving Fox and Michael Bay on the set of “Transformers”, where Fox will act like a spoiled biotch while Bay gets all Hitler-like.

That “Transformers 3″ set is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuuuuun…

B-b-but I'm hot! Why do people keep listening to what I say?

B-b-but I'm hot! Why do people keep listening to what I say?

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  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    “B-b-but I’m hot! Why do people keep listening to what I say?” Cuz you keep opening your mouth without scripted dialogue. That’s not really what i wanted to say but…I decided it’s alot less crass.

    She needs a flop so bad right now. Something to slap her around and give her a reality check. I can, and will do it for free.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    “B-b-but I’m hot! Why do people keep listening to what I say?” Cuz you keep opening your mouth without scripted dialogue. That’s not really what i wanted to say but…I decided it’s alot less crass.

    She needs a flop so bad right now. Something to slap her around and give her a reality check. I can, and will do it for free.

  • Dedpool

    “B-b-but I’m hot! Why do people keep listening to what I say?” Cuz you keep opening your mouth without scripted dialogue. That’s not really what i wanted to say but…I decided it’s alot less crass.

    She needs a flop so bad right now. Something to slap her around and give her a reality check. I can, and will do it for free.

  • sowhat

    LOL@thetop…It’s seems the world find her too sexxxy,how come I didn’t? Probably her attitude,may be?..LOL..seriously,she should thankful to Mr.Bay for brought her to the spot light,not saying shit to him like that;that’s disrespectful.

  • sowhat

    LOL@thetop…It’s seems the world find her too sexxxy,how come I didn’t? Probably her attitude,may be?..LOL..seriously,she should thankful to Mr.Bay for brought her to the spot light,not saying shit to him like that;that’s disrespectful.

  • sowhat

    LOL@thetop…It’s seems the world find her too sexxxy,how come I didn’t? Probably her attitude,may be?..LOL..seriously,she should thankful to Mr.Bay for brought her to the spot light,not saying shit to him like that;that’s disrespectful.

  • http://www.superman-movie.com/ superman

    Lol she is mega hot, she can say whatever she likes to me as long as they keep taking those pictures.

  • http://www.superman-movie.com/ superman

    Lol she is mega hot, she can say whatever she likes to me as long as they keep taking those pictures.

  • http://www.superman-movie.com/ superman

    Lol she is mega hot, she can say whatever she likes to me as long as they keep taking those pictures.

  • THE MAN

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUFF HER MOUTH CUZ IT’S GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL. PREDICTION: 10 YEARS FROM NOW SHE WILL BE IN PORN.