Remember when Mike Tyson was scary and you didn’t want him near your kids for fear he might, you know, either touch them inappropriately or possibly eat them? I don’t know who the guy’s PR people are, but they’re good. Over the years, ol Mike, with his facial tattoos and whatnot, has made quite a turnaround in terms of public perception.
Now look, he’s even predicting Oscar wins! With movie critic Leonard Malton, no less.
The Oscars themselves, hosted by James Franco and Anne Hathaway, telecasts live this week. I think. I’m not really sure. Look, it’s not like I actually pay attention to the Oscars. I haven’t been paying to the Oscars for the last decade. Sorry, even Anne Hathaway cleavage ain’t gonna change that.