Movie Trailer: Uwe Boll’s Far Cry

It’s not that I’m trying to turn the site into some movie trailer site, but it just so happens that last night and today a lot of trailers are showing up. In any case, the latest is for Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptation of “Far Cry”, a FPS that I happen to really enjoy, so Uwe better not screw this one up. Oh, who am I kidding. Witness the slaughter. (And I ain’t talking about the killing in the movie.)

Jack Carver, a retired Ocean Patrol officer, transports tourists and small cargo to remote islands on his boat. After bringing a female reporter to an uncharted island in Micronesia, all hell breaks loose: His boat is blown up, he is left for dead, and the reporter is kidnapped. Carver must embark on a rescue mission into an island inhabited by mercenaries protecting a secret genetic research lab.

Starring Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Michael Paré, Ralph Moeller, Natalie Avelon, and directed by Uwe Boll.

Ugh. I guess it’s a little hard to make a decent movie out of a FPS game, but I didn’t expect a campy take on “Universal Soldier”.