New Expendables Trailer Explains Why You Need to See it Opening Day

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Unless you’re a girl, or Julia Roberts, or you’re a guy and you wish you were Julia Roberts, then you’re definitely going to go see “The Expendables” when it opens August 13 opposite Roberts’s “Eat, Love, and Pray”. Here’s a fanmade trailer for Stallone’s actionfest that gets right to the heart of the matter. Basically, unless you have a vagina, you’re seeing “The Expendables” August 13.

Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charisma Carpenter, and Gary Daniels.

‘Nuff said.

Note: Despite the fact that all this fan-made trailer is doing is PROMOTING their movie, Lionsgate is actively going around YouTube having it pulled. Hopefully this video will stay up for a while. Way to go completely missing the point, Lionsgate.