New Expendables Trailer Explains Why You Need to See it Opening Day


I couldn’t have said it better myself. Unless you’re a girl, or Julia Roberts, or you’re a guy and you wish you were Julia Roberts, then you’re definitely going to go see “The Expendables” when it opens August 13 opposite Roberts’s “Eat, Love, and Pray”. Here’s a fanmade trailer for Stallone’s actionfest that gets right to the heart of the matter. Basically, unless you have a vagina, you’re seeing “The Expendables” August 13.

Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charisma Carpenter, and Gary Daniels.

‘Nuff said.

Note: Despite the fact that all this fan-made trailer is doing is PROMOTING their movie, Lionsgate is actively going around YouTube having it pulled. Hopefully this video will stay up for a while. Way to go completely missing the point, Lionsgate.

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  • Rogue_angel70

    Wow, what an incredibly sexist point of view. Of course, no woman could possibly be interested in a bunch of hot guys in an action movie. My vagina couldn't possibly allow me to watch such a thing

  • Baddog

    I don't believe it was aimed at women, it was aimed at men who have vaginas that will cave into their wives and or girl friends and take them to “Eat, Love, Pray” instead of manning up and tell them “NO” I am going to go to the Expendables. I think it is cool that you would want to watch the Expendables first. Just as I think it is cool that girls play COD MW2, CSS, BFBC2.

  • Smlim

    Ditto Rogue!!! I was offended. I love action flix, and with Stathm and Li!!! OMG!!! Couldn't sound better!!! LOL Funny thing is if I had a BF i'd probably brow beat him to go see this film.. Hmmm maybe that is why i'm single????

  • Myrage17

    Haha. this movie looks badass. Def dragging my girl to the theaters Aug 13 — BECAUSE I AM A MAN!

  • Rick_After_Dark

    Caught a screening the other night. I’m sure I’ll be called every name a fanboy can think of, but I thought it was pretty bad.

    Even compared to the ’80s flicks it’s emulating, the movie is incoherent and most of the action scenes are shot and edited badly. I love David Zayas on Dexter, but he deserves a Razzie for this performance. Mickey Rourke barely appears, and you’ve seen all of Bruce and Arnold in the commercials. Jet Li is way underused. Randy Couture and Steve Austin have almost nothing to do until the climax.

    It’s not a complete waste. Eric Roberts is fun in his usual greasy way, and I’ll give the movie credit for about 20 minutes of balls-to-the-wall, unrelenting, over-the-top insane violence in the final act. But really, that’s how the whole movie should have been.