New G.I. Joe Posters Are Shadowy, Black-ish

Apparently the live-action “G.I. Joe” movie is going to be filled with guys in dark black personal body armor thingies running around with guns shooting each other. Hopefully it won’t all be so PG that they’ll never hit anyone. The last thing we need is Snake Eyes brandishing his sword and never actually sinking it into some Cobra scum’s chest. Mind you, not that I’m saying I’d like to see a bloodbath in the “G.I. Joe” movie, but you know, some blood never hurt no one. Well, except the guy being stabbed or shot, but I digress. New “G.I. Joe” character posters featuring Duke, Snake Eyes, Scarlett, The Baroness’ ass, and one of the Wayan brothers have shown up online.


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