New Machete Kills Poster Want You to See it or Die

Machete Kills (2013) Movie Poster

Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills” already opened this Friday. I haven’t checked the box office numbers to see if it was a hit or a miss, but this latest poster for the film (take a gander above, take a ganderers) is definitely a hit. That is, if you like cool movie posters. The girl riding the machete while firing a machine gun doesn’t hurt, either.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

“Machete Kills” stars Danny Trejo as the ex-federale with a sharp knife. It also co-stars a bunch of dames, dudes, and Mel Gibson as the villain. Basically, Mel playing a role that most of the public thinks of him already. So I guess you could call it sorta playing to type. Gotta pay those mortgages, ya know.

Here’s a red band trailer for those of you still unsure (for some reason).