New Machete Pic: Lindsay Lohan and Her Not-So-Little Friend

Despite all of the troubles surrounding Lindsay Lohan as of late, you can’t deny that her role in “Machete” has the potential to be insanely freaking cool. Dutch movie site Film Totaal recently posted an image from the highly-anticipated revenge actioner, which finds Lohan sporting an impressively large automatic weapon while dressed as a nun. The imagery is tantalizing, to say the least.

“Machete”, which stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, and Steve Seagal, will violently slice and dice its way into North American theaters on September 3rd. The aforementioned pic has been painstakingly positioned below for maximum pleasure.

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