New Max Payne Trailer Piles on the Noir and Crazy Action

If you’ve played the Max Payne games, then you know that director John Moore is putting that big budget that comes with having Mark Wahlberg as a star to work. I mean, wow, this thing looks just awesome. Even if it turns out to be complete shit, with an incomprehensible story, the visuals will be worth the $10 bucks I shell out for this. Yeah, I still don’t buy Mila Kunis as a machinegun packing badass, but you know, I can overlook that little ditty as long as the rest of the film is as good as it looks in this latest trailer for “Max Payne”. Check it out and call me in the morning.

Maverick cop Max Payne (Wahlberg) is hell-bent on revenge against those responsible for the brutal murder of his family and partner. His obsessive investigation takes him on a nightmarish journey into a dark underworld. As the mystery deepens, Max is forced to battle enemies beyond the natural world and face an unthinkable betrayal.

Here’s one thing I hope they keep in the movie: the pills. There better be pills in this movie. Lots and lots of pills.

P.S. The only thing more ridiculous than Mila Kunis as a machinegun packing babe? Ludacris as a cop. Really, Hollywood? Seriously?

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