A trio of new posters for ya today, because today is, of course, new posters day. Well not really, but just for the purposes of this post, let’s go with it.
Up first, Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, and Anthony Mackie flex their muscles in a new look at Michael Bay’s “Pain and Gain”. These guys love America, as you can see by the background. After all, nothing says America like steroids and dumbass guys committing crimes.
“Pain and Gain” also stars Ed Harris, Rebel Wilson, Tony Shalhoub, Rob Corddry, Tony Plana, Bar Paly, Ken Jeong, and will pump you up this April 26, 2013.
Up next, a new poster for Joseph Kosinski’s “Oblivion”, which has Tom Cruise gazing off into the distance, hopefully trying to come up with a way to save the human race. It’s not an easy job, but if anyone can do it, the Cruister can.
“Oblivion” also stars Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Melissa Leo, Zoe Bell, and saves the day this April 19, 2013.
And finally, because we like Dwayne Johnson so much, he’s also featured in this new, ensemble-tastic poster for Justin Lin’s “Fast and Furious 6″. I’m a bit disappointed. I was hoping they would come up with a cooler title. Like, say, “Faster and Sixer”, or “Fatest and Furiousest”, but it looks like they’re just going with the plain ol “Fast and Furious 6″. I guess when you’re on the sixth entry in a franchise, killing brain cells to come up with a groovy new title is kinda pointless.
“Fast and Furious 6″ also stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Luke Evans, Elsa Pataky, Gina Carano, and zooms into theaters this May 24, 2013.