Some spanking fresh new posters for ya today, because if there’s one thing Mondays are good for, it’s taking a gander at all-new movie posters. So take a gander already, why doncha.
Up first, Luke Hobbs aka Dwayne Johnson is the latest castmember of Justin Lin’s “Fast and Furious 6” to get his own road-weary character poster. Get it? Road-weary? Because he’s standing in the middle of the road. Ahem.
The film also stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Luke Evans, Elsa Pataky, Gina Carano, and zooms into theaters this May 24, 2013.
Meanwhile, Benedict Cumberbath’s John Harrison does what he do in a new poster for J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek Into Darkness”. He’s so John Harrison-y!
“Darkness” co-stars Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Alice Eve, Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, Anton Yelchin, John Cho, Peter Weller, Bruce Greenwood, and treks up your mind this May 17, 2013.
Craig Robinson romances Kerry Washington in Tina Gordon Chism’s romcom “Peeples”, the poster for which you can check out below.
“Peeples” also stars David Alan Grier, S. Epatha Merkerson, Tyler Williams, Melvin Van Peebles, and Diahann Carroll, and checks in this May 10, 2013.
And finally, here’s the new, rather uninspired poster for Paul Feig’s “The Heat”, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy as a pair of cops that are polar opposites so, of course, that means they’re perfect for each other. They should have just put McCarthy’s name in big bold letters over the title. She’s the one selling the tickets here, sorry, Sandra.
“The Heat” co-stars Marlon Wayans, Taran Killam, Kaitlin Olson, Tony Hale, Ben Falcone, Michael Rapaport, and brings it this June 28, 2013.