If you weren’t sold on the Wachowskis’ “Jupiter Ascending” before it got unceremoniously moved to 2015 from its original 2014 release date, then it’s unlikely this new, laser blastin’, monster fightin’, spaceship flyin’, and Earth imperilin’ new trailer will do it. I think it’s pretty rad myself, but then again, give me shiny spaceships and lasers and I’m there with pants off.
Now the question is: would you rather kiss Channing Tatum or a dog? Man, that’s a hard call, especially with that furry thing on his face…
Jupiter Jones (Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people’s houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along—her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.
Starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, and Douglas Booth.
Trying again next year, February 6th, 2015.
And here are a lot of new images of very pretty space scenery to further entice you (including a new poster):