Nix’s 10 Most Disappointing Movies of 2011

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Ryan Reynolds in Green Lantern (2011) Movie Image

Green Lantern

Ryan Reynolds was born to play a superhero. A smart-mouthed, wisecracking superhero (paging Deadpool!). Then again, it’s hard to imagine anyone actually making the hero of “Green Lantern” work considering the tedious Origins Story he has to shoulder here. Add to that a ridiculous villain (Wow, a killer intergalactic cloud. Are you kidding me? Did we not learn anything from the “Fantastic Four” sequel?), and you have a superhero movie that tried to cram way too much into a single film. For all its CG, funny looking aliens, and cool ring “constructs” that everyone is whipping up with their fancy space rings, the movie is strangely never as fun as it really should have been. It has its moments, but overall, giving the hero not only an Origins Story, but two villains (and a third, potential villain) was just too much. Plus, was there really a lot of clamoring for a Green Lantern movie? I used to read comic books for a good portion of my teen life, and I never once thought, “Wow, this would make a great movie!” Honest. Never once. Now I know why.

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  • TheStrongestThereIs.com

    I agree with just about everything other than Immortals and Green Lantern, though it seems I am in the minority given word on the street lol! I thought Immortals was as cohesive if not more than most films of the genre. I would condemn others who use the term “Visionary” wayyy before Tarsem Singh. Green Lantern was disappointing to me only in the fact that it was an origin and wanted to see Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool, or more importantly, As Wally West, the flash. I thought it set good groundwork for a kick ass sequel which is the downfall of all origin stories in a franchise. Everything else I am with you on. As I said before, Great post. I would love to go back and forth with you on a movie review. If only we could to an “Mst3k” like viewing/review of immortals. That would be kick-ass.

    P.s. The Thing Prequel just made me happy because All i could think about while watching it was how badass it would be to see those monsters/ necromorphs in a Dead Space film.

  • LionHeart

    Wait, I Am Number Four? Really? That was anticipated to some degree?

    • TheStrongestThereIs.com

      anticipated but not received well at all. Besides the wire work, which was fantastic, the movie was not good by any means.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Kenna/100002226801382 Justin Kenna

    Totally agree with you. Though, I can’t help but still enjoy the Green Lantern movie. It is so much fun to be mentally absorbed into that universe.

    My top two are On Stranger Tides, and Cowboys and Aliens.

    Haven’t seen The Thing yet; waiting to rent it. But lol to your short review of it. That’s all I’m going to be thinking about while watching it. TAKE OFF THE FRIGGEN COAT!

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

    I to have to agree with most of these, but I like TSTI and Justin enjoyed GL. I think the anticipation and the visuals really helped but thereally fumbled on the script, and had they stayed closer the animated film “First Flight” which played like “Training Day” in space. How could that go wrong? The rest of these movies had a lot if potential and they just fell short, or didn’t execute it well.

  • http://www.grifiti.com Tin Hoang

    Also, I don’t think Abduction was really anticipated in the first place. That was going to be turd right of the chute.