Oh Snap! Megan Fox Says Michael Bay is Like Hitler, Only Socially Retarded

You gotta figure that no one has ever told Megan Fox to “Shut the F— up” at least once in her life, right? If you’ve seen pictures of her from high school, you realize the answer is a big fat No. Megan Fox has looked like Megan Fox since high school, so of course no one has ever told her that, possibly, she shouldn’t say certain things. Take for instance this growing rift between Fox and Michael Bay, a rift that Michael Bay seems to be taking much more serious than Ms. Fox.

In a recent interview with Wonderland Magazine (on newsstands now, I’m told), Fox added to the Bay-bashing in response to the question, “What’s it like working with Michael Bay?”

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

See, normal, smart actresses wouldn’t call the man who gave them two mega worldwide hits and essentially made their movie career socially retarded, or compare him to Hitler and Napoleon. But Megan Fox doesn’t know that. Why? Because no one has ever told Megan Fox that she shouldn’t say some of the things that pops into her little head, because Megan Fox looks like Megan Fox, and you don’t tell a girl who looks like that that sometimes, just sometimes, it’s best to zip the lip.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Megan Fox is like Angelina Jolie, minus the talent. Girl better get a handle on that runaway mouth of hers, lest she screw herself into a Sean Young career.

Oh, Michael, you're so wonderful -- and socially retarded.

Oh, Michael, you're so wonderful -- and socially retarded.