You gotta love it, don’t you? Oliver Stone has become such a self-hating American piece of shit that he’ll even go so far as to make a love letter to Fidel Castro, a leader who has kept his country trapped in the ’50s for, oh, 60 years or more and call it a “documentary”, all the while never missing an opportunity to badmouth his own country. Now Stone wants to make another documentary on the diminutive leader of Iran. Alas, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is having none of it, and responded to Stone’s request to “okay” the documentary by calling the “Platoon” director a “Great Satan”. PWNED!

Monsters and Critics has the story:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has rejected Oliver Stone’s offer to make a documentary about his life, calling Stone part of the “Great Satan cultural establishment.”

Mehdi Kalhor, media adviser to Iran’s president putting a bid of “spin” on Ahmadinejad’s statement told the Fars news agency: “It is right that this person is considered part of the opposition in the U.S., but opposition in the U.S. is a part of the Great Satan.” Kalhor maintained that Ahmadinejad mulled over Stone’s proposal for over a year.

But leave it to Stone to continue to attack his own country even after another country’s leaders has basically farted in his face. Says the unperturbed Stone over the Iranian leader’s pwnage over his smarmy ass:

Stone replied, “I have been called a lot of things, but never a Great Satan. I wish the Iranian people well and only hope their experience with an inept, rigid ideologue president goes better than ours.”

Har har. You’re so clever, Ollie.

Now go live in Cuba and stop wasting our time with your crap. And take “Alexander” with you while you’re at it. America has given you up for dead long ago, you commie-wannabe-but-no-follow-through prick.