One Crazy Ass Trailer for the Japanese Horror Flick Kuchisake-onna Returns

The whole slit-mouthed woman urban legend in Japan seriously freaks me out. The imagery alone is enough to loosen my bowels, especially once you factor in the whole uber-creepy “Am I pretty?” nonsense. Freaky, freaky stuff. Seriously freaky stuff. That having been said, the trailer for “Kuchisake-onna Returns”, a film which incorporates the legend into its storyline, is nothing short of hilarious. How hilarious, you ask? You’re about to find out. Or not.

Before indulging, check out this plot synopsis from Nippon Cinema:

Megumi Ohori stars as Airi, a graduate student majoring in the study of folklore. As part of her studies, she decides to travel to a small village with a group of friends to investigate local legends. Unbeknownst to her, the villagers worship “kuchisake-onna” (the slit-mouthed woman) as living gods and intend to offer her and her friends up as a human sacrifice. Eventually, Airi is wounded and fights back by becoming a “kuchisake hunter”.

When you’re ready for fun, check out the trailer below. “Kuchisake-onna Returns” opens in Japan on July 7th, 2012. If you’re in the area, take in a screening and let us know what it’s all about. A collection of goofy screen grabs from the flick have been included, as well.