Oy Mate, Bloody ‘ell, it’s Cockneys vs Zombies Red Band Trailer!

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Apparently it’s like “Shaun of the Dead”, but with machine guns, the always super hot Michelle Ryan being super hot while slaughtering the undead, and huge doses of cockney accent for your ears. I guess. I personally don’t know what a cockney accent sounds like, but being that the film is called “Cockneys vs Zombies”, I’m assuming cockney accents are aplenty in this one. The film looks totally ridiculous, by which I mean, it looks totally awesome, but then maybe that’s just my love of all things undead talking. Check out the Red Band Trailer below, check them outers.

So what’s the impetus for all this craziness?

A bunch of east-enders fight their way out of a zombie-infested London, led by an unlikely gang of amateur bank robbers and foul-mouthed plucky pensioners .

Sounds about right.

The film stars Michelle Ryan, Harry Treadaway, Alan Ford, Honor Blackman, Georgia King, and Richard Briers. It’s directed by Matthias Hoene, and is scheduled to invade England August 31, 2012.