Parasite Doctor Suzune Will Save Us from Unsightly Sexual, Um, Parasites.

Suzune Genesis x Evolution Movie PosterWhen your body is filled to bursting with all sorts of erotic parasites, the only person that can save you is Doctor Suzune, a curvy little medical professional who specializes in such things. The embedded trailer — which is not safe for work, by the way — features all sorts of hentai-style imagery, something I’ve never really stomach. To each his own, I guess.

The most interesting aspect of Ryu Kaneda’s adaptation of “Parasite Doctor Suzune” is how the it will be distributed. Instead of one feature, the film will be effectively split down the middle. “Suzune Genesis”, the first installment, will arrive in Japanese theaters on November 12, 2011. “Suzune Evolution”, meanwhile, is scheduled to hit on December 3rd, 2011. How they can split this sort of swill into two separate full-length features is beyond me. I honestly can’t imagine that the script has more than 85 minutes worth of materials. Tops. As always, I could be wrong in my assumption, though I seriously doubt it this time around. We’ll just have to wait and see. Don’t pretend like you don’t want to watch it.

“Suzune Genisis x Evolution” stars Rei Yoshii, Megumi Kagurazaka, Hassei Takano, Houka Kinoshita, Kuranuki Masahiro, Motoki Fukami, Yurika Kubo, Yuki Maeda, Akari Hoshino, and Yukijiro Hotaru. The trailer you seek resides below.