Piranha 3DD Teaser Trailer has Double the Killer Fishes, Double the Ving Rhames, and Double the, Well, D’s

Piranha 3DD (2011) Movie Image

But you probably already know that, right? There’s not a whole lot of direction you can go after “Piranha 3D”, and it looks like director John Gulager and his writers have just decided to go for it. Which means high camp, bloody good times, and more than a little bit of gratuitous T&A if shots of those bouncing double D’s (in slow motion, no less!) are any indication.

Check out the first teaser trailer for “Piranha 3DD”, which premiered at the SPIKE Scream Awards. The sequel was rushed into production and originally slated for later this year, but has since been postponed to sometime in 2012. The film looks pretty finished to me, so it’s anybody’s guess why they’re delaying it. Then again, I don’t think you actually see any of the film’s female leads, so there’s that to look forward to.

In any case, the killer sequel stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Koechner, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, and David Hasselhoff as, well, David Hasselhoff. Like I said, high camp, folks.



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  • Brent

    Personally, I’m excited for the machine gun legs.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

    YES DAMMIT YES!!! Machine gun legs!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=114700493 Dominique Hatcher

    I’m sorry, but I just kept rewinding it to the chick-running-in-slow-motion part…..god bless 3D :)

  • Banditb

    whats her name in the green???