I hasten to slap such a hyperbolic statement on “Piranha 3DD”, but let’s face it, this thing is going to be pretty damn awesome. I mean, piranhas invading private parts kind of awesome. Or at least, that’s what it looks like from this first full trailer for John Gulager’s “Piranha 3DD” which, despite previous reports, will indeed be invading your theatrical nights sometime this year. And yes, even though they are totally ripping of that scene from “A Nightmare on Elm Street”, I’m going to forgive them cause, well, this time it involves naughty piranhas doing, er, potentially very naughty things. Like I said: Man, that’s just so not right.
The sequel transplants the flesh gobblin’ fiends to a newly opened water park staffed by strippers and watched over by David Hasselhoff. Your female lead is one Danielle Panabaker, who is joined in the fun by Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Gary Busey, Chris Zylka, Chelan Simmons, David Koechner, David Hasselhoff, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Paul Scheer, Cody Kennedy, Elise Neal, and Sam Jones III.
Will this thing turn out to be awesome? Maybe. Will be it completely over-the-top? You can probably bet your big silicon-powered bouncin’ boobies on it.
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