Quickie Movie News for July 13, 2007

Bond 22: Bond gets funnier? Apparently. Personally I’d just like him to put some damn clothes on. I mean, seriously.

Larry Charles/Bill Maher Religious Documentary: Bill Maher bitch slaps religion and religion takes it. WHO YA GOT??

Charlie Sheen: Someone decides to do the unthinkable and agree to marry Charlie Sheen, otherwise known as the human STD factory. The poor victim? One Brooke Mueller, described as an “aspiring actress”, i.e. she’ll do anything to be famous, even marry Charlie Frakkin Sheen.

“December Boys”: Trailer for Harry Potter’s OTHER movie is out (here). It’s called “Decembers Boys”, aka the movie no one will see because Harry doesn’t have glasses or fly around on a broom.

“Live Free or Die Hard”: The DVD version of John McClane’s latest escapades will “add more blood” through digital manipulation. Yippie ki-yay, mothertruckers!

“Cars 2″: Is Pixar gearing up for “Cars 2″? Maybe.

“Hef”: Leo DiCaprio as Hugh Hefer in the Brett Ratner biopic? Why not, he’s probably banged more women than Hef. Or at the very least, more supermodels. Beat that, Hef!

And finally, your last Friday news item:

Genius Products and the Weinstein Company will roll out remastered versions of John Woo’s “Hard-Boiled” and “Last Hurrah for Chivalry” on July 24, 2007. The two new DVD covers below: