“The Green Hornet”: That goofy guy from “Knocked Up” is in negotiations to write, star, direct, and cater a big screen version of “Green Hornet”. Good luck, “Knocked Up” guy. Everyone who has taken a crack at this thing has run away screaming. Hey, Seth Rogan, can I recommend Jon Lovitz as Kato?

“Sicko”: Michael Moore’s “Sicko” is apparently one of the top grossing documentaries in U.S. history, but for some reason almost no one knows it. Go figure. To combat Michael Moore fatigue, Michael Moore will give you free health care. Or something like that.

“Heroes” TV Series: The Season 2 cast grows some more, with Dana Davis joining the pack as a “a hero with a heart of gold”, which is different from the “hooker with a heart of gold” because, well, she’s not a hooker. At least, we don’t think she is.

Lindsay Lohan: The 21-year old star of “I Know Who Killed Me” is so FUBAR that it’s not even funny. Her motto seems to be: Live fast, die young, and leave a skanky looking corpse.

“Sunshine”: Danny Boyle’s sci-fi action-adventure opened Friday. Read our review of it here.

“Troll”: They’re remaking “Troll”. I shit you not.