Ready to Laugh (at) Jackie Chan’s The Spy Next Door Trailer?
The Spy Next Door (2010) Movie, Videos — By Nix on October 19, 2009
From the guy who brought you “Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins” and “Are We There Yet?” comes Jackie Chan in … “The Spy Next Door”! It’s not just Jackie Chan, either, it’s Billy Ray Cyrus (you know, Hannah Montana’s dad?), George Lopez, and sexy supermodel turned (cinematic) mother of three Amber Valletta. Okay, so it’s basically a movie where Chan makes a fool of himself in the service of comedy, in the tradition of other movie tough guys like Vin Diesel, The Rock, Arnold, etc. You know the drill: tough guy learns that caring for a bunch of overly precocious (but adorable) kids is almost as tough as saving the world blah blah blah.
While babysitting his neighbor’s children, a mild-mannered guy winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code.
Starring Jackie Chan, Lucas Till, Amber Valletta, Billy Ray Cyrus, George Lopez , Magnús Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Katherine Boecher, and directed by Brian Levant.
Whack Jackie on the head with a frying pan January 15, 2010.
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Looks better than the Pacifier!!! This actually looks cute, and perfect for an aging Jackie. I mean the man can’t be jumping over 10 foot fences, and through ladders forever.
Deadpool, Jackie Chan better jump his ass over 10 foot fences forever for all I care!
This movie looks like trash!
The only funny bit was where he was feeding a pig bacon…LOL!
It’s like feeding a human a human skin.
I’ll wait for Jet Li’s Expendables:)
And Jet Li is better than Jackie Chan!
It looks like trash because it’s not made for you, it’s made for kids. It’s a family movie, and that’s 1. not what you’re really used to seeing him in, and 2. not what you want to see him in. I really want him to go back to old school martial arts. And speaking of…
…Um they’re equal in my standings. When Chan isn’t doing his acrobatic prop fighting he’s an amazing martial artsist. Look at Drunken Master or any of his older works, and hell look at “Forbidden Kingdom.” They’re different but both great fighters. The fight between the two showed how well they work together and they need to again.
my god this movie is garbage……
Billy Ray Cyrus? George Lopez? Annoying children? Count me out.