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Attention all Marvel Cinematic universe fans. I have just been cleared by Director Fury to debrief you on the contents of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase One Avengers Assembled Set, here on to be referred to as designation MCUP1AAS.
After a lengthy delay due to (classified) the MCUP1AAS has finally arrived. Within the metallic S.H.I.E.L.D. issued briefcase is a wealth of information and documents that is for Agent eyes only. Some of this information is public knowledge and can be purchased separately, but only top agents will want to enlist to receive this Level 7 clearance information, that until now only a select few including Director Fury, Commander Hill, and Agents Coulson, Sitwell, Barton and Romanoff have had access to. Read on further at your own risk. Nothing less than the fate of the world is at stake.
The Tesseract: A source of unlimited power, but has only been used for nefarious purposes thus far. While in S.H.I.E.L.D. custody the Tesseract was being studied but not much was discovered from it before it was lost to Loki, and then finally returned to Odin’s vault in Asgard. This replica can’t power anything but does light up when struck on your palm, and makes a handy little night strobe light.
Marvel Phase One Films Avengers Assembled: If you’ve kept up with news and pop-culture and the emergence of super powered beings, you most likely own these video documents. Here they only come in Blu-ray (“Iron Man” 1&2, “Incredible Hulk”) or both Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D (“Thor”, “Cap”, and “Avengers”) and “Iron Man 2″ even lost a disc worth of special features. But the novelty of having them all in one case with new minimalist art depicting famous moments from these historical moments just makes the collection more visually appealing.
Avengers Archive Disc: This is a 10th disc with never before seen footage of the world’s first encounters with the members of the superhero group being called the Avengers. Director Fury has seen fit to finally release these lost moments.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Files: Within each file (5 in total) there is information and archived items pertaining to each event. These items include but are not limited to a picture of Captain Rogers before his transformation, the tracing paper blueprints of the Mark I Iron Man armor, a photograph of Thor coming through the portal from Asgard, and more. A final Black File with Level 7 clearance also gives you a S.H.I.E.L.D. access card and exclusive access to Marvel’s Phase 2 initiative. It is this unparalleled access that makes unit MCUP1AAS such an essential item for any agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
That concludes this debriefing.
Dedpool, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.