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 riggermen" is directed by Canuck John Bradshaw,
written by Brit Tony Johnston, and stars Brits Neil Morrissey and Adrian Dunbar,
Yanks Donnie Wahlberg and Michael Rapaport, and Brits-as-Yanks Claire Forlani
and Pete Postlethwaite. But since the movie is listed as being a product of
Canada, I'll save everyone the headache and just call "Triggermen" a
foreign film.
The ensemble cast of "Triggermen" has Morrissey
and Dunbar as two down-on-their-luck Brits trying to make enough cash to return
home. They stumble across (well, actually one of them steals) a suitcase full of
money meant for Yank hitmen Wahlberg and Rapaport, who have come to Chicago to
kill retiring gangster Postlethwaite. Having found their luck suddenly turned,
the Brits decide to ride the mistaken identity gravy train as long as they can,
including living it up in a glamorous hotel on the tab of a Chicago gangster. Of
course, this being a movie that is more semi-comedy than a serious Hitman Movie,
hilarity ensues. Or at least, a couple of chuckles.
One shouldn't go into "Triggermen" expecting
all-out action, because the movie has none of that. Except for a shootout early
in the film, and some murders sprinkled throughout, the film is relatively
bloodless. Director Bradshaw and writer Johnston seems content to let the whole
thing play out like a Sunday walk in the park. There's no real tension or
gradually building suspense. Oh sure, the screenplay attempts to hike up the
stakes for the Brits-turned-fake-hitmen, but the film never generates any real
will-they-or-won't-they moments. Nevertheless, the film is pleasant enough that
it never bores.
Donnie Wahlberg ("Band
of Brothers") has dramatically improved as an actor. If I had to make a
comparison, I would say he's a much better actor now than older brother Mark,
who has been acting longer and in more movies. Wahlberg's
hitman-on-the-verge-of-retiring is well handled by the actor, and Wahlberg's
affections for Claire Forlani ("Meet
Joe Black") is probably the best thing about the whole movie. Maybe I'm
just a hopeless romantic, but I was most entertained when Wahlberg is wooing the
beautiful Forlani, whose character happens to be staying in the same hotel as
the hitman. And oh yeah, Forlani is also the daughter of retiring -- and
targeted -- gangster Postlethwaite. Gee, I wonder if Wahlberg's hitman is here
to kill Postlethwaite, but doesn't know it?
As that last sarcastic statement may have insinuated, the
screenplay offers nothing new, and definitely nothing that one can't predict
from the opening frame. This isn't an innovative film, unfortunately, and every
now and then director Bradshaw's visual flairs seem almost out of place. Then
again, I liked "Triggermen" for its easygoing nature, its unhurried
pacing, and some nice, although not overly outstanding, performances by the
cast.
"Triggermen" isn't funny enough that I would call
it a comedy. If I had to pick a genre, I would call the movie a light drama. And
although it had signs of being an action-comedy, thank God it managed to avoid
that particular genre, which is quickly becoming the worst thing out there right
now.
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