Samuel L. Jackson Wants to Fight You, Internet Critics

Celebrities are silly. They make millions of dollars for a couple months work pretending in front of a camera while eating expensive catered food and getting rubdown massages in their trailers until they’re needed, but they still insist you love them and love everything they do. Whatever. Anyways, Samuel L. Jackson is now the latest celeb to get his panties into a bunch about Internet critics who trash him and his movies. Personally, we like Sam Jackson, and when he’s in a movie we don’t care for, we just avoid watching and reporting on it. I don’t think I’ve ever said one bad thing about Sam the Man, but just in case I ever do, Sam would like to give me his number so we can arrange a time and he can set me straight.

Jackson tells WENN:

“All these people can sit at home and can blog. They can say bad things about you online and you don’t know who they are but they know who I am. It’s totally unfair. I know my face, you know my face. I want to see you. Meet me at this place here and let’s have that discussion: ‘What did you mean washed up and always yelling and screaming? And if you don’t believe it’s me call this number.’ I enjoy engaging critics in that way.”

Yes, Sam, it’s totally unfair that you make millions of dollars a year while I sit in my boxers (not) talking trash about you, while trying to save up enough money to super size my next visit to McDonalds. Gee, it’s so unfair that I get to make fun of you in my blog, even, as mentioned, I don’t do. Well, except for this article, but that’s a first, ain’t it?

P.S. Sam, you want to get mad at someone for popularizing the notion that you only scream and get mad in your movies? Go talk to Dave Chappelle. Video below is NSFW.



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  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    PREACH ON SAM…I mean Mr. Jackson. Sir! I for one love him even when he’s bad…which I have never really seen. I mean the worst movie he’s been in to me was SNakes on a Plane which I though was freaking hilarious. It was a comedy right? Anyway Sam, you are right, and celebs should have sites where they can actually respond to this more. And with Twitter, we will be able to. YAY!

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    PREACH ON SAM…I mean Mr. Jackson. Sir! I for one love him even when he’s bad…which I have never really seen. I mean the worst movie he’s been in to me was SNakes on a Plane which I though was freaking hilarious. It was a comedy right? Anyway Sam, you are right, and celebs should have sites where they can actually respond to this more. And with Twitter, we will be able to. YAY!

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    PREACH ON SAM…I mean Mr. Jackson. Sir! I for one love him even when he’s bad…which I have never really seen. I mean the worst movie he’s been in to me was SNakes on a Plane which I though was freaking hilarious. It was a comedy right? Anyway Sam, you are right, and celebs should have sites where they can actually respond to this more. And with Twitter, we will be able to. YAY!

  • Deadpool3678

    PREACH ON SAM…I mean Mr. Jackson. Sir! I for one love him even when he’s bad…which I have never really seen. I mean the worst movie he’s been in to me was SNakes on a Plane which I though was freaking hilarious. It was a comedy right? Anyway Sam, you are right, and celebs should have sites where they can actually respond to this more. And with Twitter, we will be able to. YAY!

  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    Well, Sam should stop making trash movies!

    I love the Negotiator!

    Who killed Nate!???

    • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

      They can’t all be gems. LoL. I loved Negotiator. Also love Long Kiss Goodnight, and Formula 51.

      “WHAT DOES MARSALIS WALLACE LOOK LIKE???!!!”

    • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

      They can’t all be gems. LoL. I loved Negotiator. Also love Long Kiss Goodnight, and Formula 51.

      “WHAT DOES MARSALIS WALLACE LOOK LIKE???!!!”

    • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

      They can’t all be gems. LoL. I loved Negotiator. Also love Long Kiss Goodnight, and Formula 51.

      “WHAT DOES MARSALIS WALLACE LOOK LIKE???!!!”

  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    Well, Sam should stop making trash movies!

    I love the Negotiator!

    Who killed Nate!???

  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    Well, Sam should stop making trash movies!

    I love the Negotiator!

    Who killed Nate!???

  • http://www.youtube.com/xin0 xino

    Well, Sam should stop making trash movies!

    I love the Negotiator!

    Who killed Nate!???

    • Dedpool378

      They can’t all be gems. LoL. I loved Negotiator. Also love Long Kiss Goodnight, and Formula 51.

      “WHAT DOES MARSALIS WALLACE LOOK LIKE???!!!”