Review of the Latest G.I. Joe Script

Those sneaky boys over at Latino Review have nabbed yet another copy of the “G.I. Joe” movie, and they have a review of it on their site. This is apparently the version of the script (written by Stuart Beattie) that will be used in the forthcoming movie to be directed by Stephen Sommers, starring Ray Park as Snake Eyes. And, um, other people, too.

So what’s the verdict in a nutshell?

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND A LOVE LETTER TO G.I. JOE FANS! A+

THE THIRD SCRIPT IN THE TRILOGY IS THE FUCKING BEST! HENCE THE $170 MILLION GREENLIGHT!

THIS SCRIPT IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I WANT TO SEE IN A G.I. JOE MOVIE!

Hmm, I’m not sure what he’s trying to say, but I think he kinda likes it. Maybe.

You can read the entire script review for yourself here. It’s heavy with SPOILERS for the first act, but nothing after that. The guy, a real Joe nut, really liked the script, so that’s a very good sign.

Script Review of the Latest G.I. Joe Script