Sean Bean Gets Stabbed Over Playboy Bunny Girlfriend — er, Acquaintance

It hasn’t been a very good week for Sean Bean. (Am I right, “Game of Thrones” fans? Read the book!) Today brings news that Bean, the former star of “The Lord of the Rings”, got into a fight (or as the Brits call it, a row) over a 22-year old ex-Playboy Bunny acquaintance, who goes by the very porn-ish sounding name of April Summers (but whose real name is apparently Nadia Foster, pictured below, though if you hit the Google machine, I’m sure you can find more appealing pics of her).

Here’s how the Daily Mail describes the altercation:

The row began when Mr Bean, 52, and April Summers – a glamour model who is 30 years his junior who had gone to the bar with him – were standing outside, having a cigarette.

According to witnesses, a passer-by then made lewd comments about Miss Summers, a topless model who has appeared in a number of UK lads’ magazines as well as the Italian edition of Playboy.

As a result, Mr Bean followed the man down the road to challenge him.

Later in the evening, Mr Bean went out for another cigarette and was then attacked by a man. The star, who lives close by, was said to have been stabbed in the arm – believed to be with a broken glass – and punched in the face, according to witnesses.

Police were then called.

Shoulda stabbed the dude with your big broadsword, Sean. He does carry a broadsword around with him at all times, right? Well he should, as many medieval-set movies he’s been in, I’d think he’d have a dozen or so of the suckers lying around the house at all times.

The Bean is just fine, though, kids. After getting stabbed and punched, he was said to have gone right back into the bar and ordered another drink, and never went to the hospital. He’s been married four times, after all. Dude is used to pain by now, I would imagine.