Man, I hope he doesn’t die in this one. When Sean Bean stars in a movie that involves gunplay, swordplay, or any type of play involving sharp/dangerous objects, the chances of Bean’s character dying is, like, multiplied by a few hundred factors. I believe that has been scientifically proven.
In “Cleanskin”, Eddard Stark himself plays a badass British Guv’ment agent who must stop a Muslim terrorist cell. Judging by the film’s tagline, I suspect said terrorist will have ties to the Guv’ment, and possibly a conspiracy or two, possibly involving Charlotte Rampling, who looks very suspicious skulking about the screen.
The UK gets the film on March 9th, 2012. Stateside fans of the Beanster will probably have to wait for the DVD release, since I don’t see a Bean-fronted movie getting a theatrical release, even a limited one, over here. Which sucks for us, but there you have it.
Co-starring Abhin Galeya, Peter Polycarpou, Tuppence Middleton, Tom Burke, Sam Douglas, James Fox, Tariq Jordan, and Michelle Ryan. Yes, Michelle Ryan. Remember her? Once upon a time, she played the Bionic Woman in the rebooted series. Too bad she never stuck. I always found her incredibly appealing.
Where was I? Oh, right. Check out Bean in full badass kill’em all mode in the trailer for Hadi Hajaig’s “Cleanskin”.
