Heard else where there’s a pretty nasty girl fight in the movie?

That would be worth th price of admission alone

Must be Smart vs Ling. In fact before smart slaps out some guy on the street, she kinda looked like she had already been in some clawing action. There was a very brief catfight scene in the elevator lobby just at the end of Crank 1

hmmmmm

Why must these fine women be dressed down to such a degrading level.For God sake give the women the necessary tools to become “cool” on the silver screen ,give them some slick looking clothes and some high-tech weapons.Then let them loose so they can bring havoc and tear up the city and kill even more people than crank(y) Jason Statham.I would like to see THAT kind of movie for sure.

In the first movie they hired Amy Smart for the amazingly boring love(?) scene,sure she was in other scenes too,but one thing most people in USA(?) remember/rant about was the one (love?)scene.Amazing!

So just make another love scene in Crank 2 ,hey let Jason Statham/Chev Chelios ravage both women and start a new thread on IMDB: :Was the lovemaking taken willingly or was it borderline rape?

Hollywood should takes notes from Hong Kong 80-90`s action movies,female action women kicked male and female ass in the most violent and cool looking ways.American action movies sometimes try,but for the most part the pretty female actresses just undress,shake their asses and boobs ,smile and try to look sexy.For God`s sake throw them a bone,give them something new to do.

Hollywood movie directors/producers,lame lazy people.

So a little longer rant about another Crank movie being made.
(The horror…..the horror….)

After reading the “new”(same shit,new wrapping) plot for Crank 2 ,I belive we are now facing the possibility of getting to witness the making of the longest movie series in movie history.They can take new body parts from poor Jason Statham for each new movie.Next time take his right arm,put in a bionic arm with a nuclear device that require new codes every 5 min to avoid blowing up.Let some insane mofo`s run around town with a technical gadget that contains the life continuing codes.If Jason Statham/Chev Chelios takes it from them, they will explode as they also have a device in their body,preferably a anal probe bomb with razer blades that will shoot out, if someone tries to disarm/take it out.

After taking body part away from Jason Statham/Chev Chelios numerous times we will one day see the poster for Crank 20,Jason Statham/Chev Chelios is almost un human.

Then they can finaly release the movie:”RoboCrank”

“He`s crankier then ever before,this time he fights cannibalistic ninjas and love starved aliens in the ultimate battle to keep his bionic bomb balls.If they explode, his last soft tissue body part,his love rod, will perish too.Witness his anger and desperation as he lay city after city in rubble ,killing millions of innocent people on his path in his quest for the life giving jolts of electricity from ten hidden super limited edition Stun Guns.His posse of ten hungry for love females must each give his balls direct shots of 500,000 volts to keep him from meeting his dreadful doom of sorrow.He loves his willy ,death to those who want to harm it”.

See I can do this scrip writing thing too?
I hope I don`t get censored.

That being said ill go see it