Seth Rogen is the Green Hornet. What, you Can’t Read?

If you were one of those people holding your breath that Sony Pictures would finally come to their senses and snap victory from the jaw of defeat by taking the Green Hornet property away from Seth Rogen, you’re sadly mistaken, chump. Sony has put up a logo for Rogen’s upcoming “Green Hornet” movie (I’m guessing this thing cost, what, $5 million to produce? Hollywood does everything big, in case you didn’t know) at the film’s kinda official site here.

As you can see, Seth Rogen is indeed, the Green Hornet, and he’s coming Summer 2010. God help us all.

Word is Rogen is trying to get Stephen Chow to play second fiddle to him as Kato. Please, Stephen, say no. I beg of ya. If you say Yes, I will never look at you the same way again, by which I mean, I will have lost all respect for you.

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