Guys with mullets? Check. Guys played by Corey Haim with mullets? Double check. David Carradine as the improbably named Poon Dong sporting a ridiculous beard groping up a skank? Check. More skanks for the skanking? Double and triple check. You know what that means. Yup. More outrageous images from Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor’s nonstop hilarity and action that’s sure to offend, otherwise known to the masses as “Crank: High Voltage”.
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Corey Haim, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Bai Ling, Clifton Collins Jr., Joseph Julian Soria, Holly Weber, Reno Wilson, and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor.
Crank that skank April 17.
Three of the new images below. Check out the rest in our “Crank: High Voltage” image gallery.