Skinny Jonah Hill Introduces Chubby Jonah Hill’s New Raunchy Comedy The Sitter

Dude, Jonah Hill’s gotten really skinny. I don’t know how to feel about that. How do I make fun of him for being fat if he’s going to get all skinny and such. Man. Anyways, here’s the Red Band Trailer for Hill’s new raunchy comedy “The Sitter”, in which Hill plays a loser who has to babysit because he’s a loser, but he also really wants to get into this hot blonde chick’s pants, so he like takes the kids on an adventure when he’s not supposed to. It’s totally never been done before or anything.

And did I mention he eats some chick out at the beginning? Well, it takes about a minute before you actually get to see the trailer. Before then, you have to sit through Hill being cute with some racially diverse kids. If you’re one of those people who can’t stand Movie Precocious Kids (i.e. the kind that only exists in comedies) than you’ll probably want to punch your computer about two minutes into this trailer. I could personally do with or without the little buggers myself.

Starring Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell and Ari Graynor, and directed by David Gordon Green, who directed this year’s huge flop “Your Highness”. Hopefully this will work out better for him, though I doubt it. I mean, if Natalie Portman in a thong bikini didn’t do it, what chance does he have with a chubby Jonah Hill?

Update: Swapped the trailer with intro for just the trailer, cause let’s face it, the intro is just painfully unfunny.