Sofia Vergara Has a Nice (and Deadly) Rack in New Machete Kills Poster


Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills (2013) Movie Character Poster

I’ll give them this: Robert Rodriguez and the boys and gals at “Machete Kills” aren’t messing around. Here’s the latest look at a new character poster for the sequel, featuring Sofia Vergara (of “Modern Family” and Diet Coke commercial fame) showing off her best assets. I’m referring to her machine guns, of course. They’re stunning.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

“Machete Kills” also stars Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Alexa Vega, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Edward James Olmos, William Sadler, Demián Bichir, Marko Zaror, and slays into theaters this September 13, 2013.

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Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills (2013) Movie Character Poster

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  • Juggernaut

    That. Is. Awesome!

  • Lexavi80

    Machete is the best Shlock film in a long, long time, and I can’t wait for the sequel!!

  • jonas

    Sex machine, just found himself a partner.

  • Dedpool

    NICE!! I want to see this a whole lot more now just for that!