John may or may not still die at the end of Don Coscarelli’s “John Dies at the End”, but to find out for yourself, you’ll have to pay a small fee to download it from a respectable video-on-demand vender or wait until next year for the film to open theatrically in limited release. And just to impress upon you that paying to download “John Dies at the End” is the way to go, not through one of those pirate sites that you kids frequent with your broadband Internets and such, here’s a new anti-piracy trailer for “John Dies at the End”.
In JOHN DIES AT THE END, it’s all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson), a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can’t.
Starring Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Clancy Brown and Paul Giamatti.
The film opens theatrically in limited release January 25th, 2013, but if you can’t wait, it’s currently available now via Tunes, Amazon, and other VOD outlets of your choice.