Squirm All You Want, the Final Destination 5 Trailer Will Still Get Ya

The “Final Destination 5” trailer has hit the Interwebs. Check it out below, people who enjoy checking out movies where Death stalks pretty young people, while old black people like Tony Todd provide ominous words of warning that, in all likelihood, no one bothers to follow. As with the previous four movies, the fifth “Final Destination” involves a bunch of people who survives a devastating accident thanks to some kid getting a vision, only to have Death return to stalk them in brutal and clever ways. Hey, if it ain’t broke, etc, etc.

By the way, the opening death scene with the laser eye surgery bit? That would have made me squirm like the Devil maybe ten years ago, but since I’ve already gone under the laser, if you will, it’s just amusing now since, you know, I survived it and all.

Starring Emma Bell, Nicholas D’Agosto, Miles Fisher, Arlen Escarpeta, Jacqueline MacInnes-Wood, P.J. Byrne, Ellen Wroe, David Koechner, Courtney B. Vance, and Tony Todd as the Old Man Who Knows Stuff, surely a staple of teen horror movies if there ever was one.

Killin’ in clever and stylish ways August 12, 2011.

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