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Stephen King totally digs Gary Sinise’s portrayal of hero Stu Redman in the original “The Stand” mini-series, and he’s a bit obsessed with Molly Ringwald, apparently. EW reached out to the horror author to get his thoughts on the recently announced “The Stand” movie, which, not surprisingly, King didn’t know about until the announcement hit the Interwebs. (As they say in Hollywood, the writer is always the last to know, and King’s “babies” have been sold to studios so long ago, that I bet they don’t even care to give him the courtesy of a phone call anymore before they adapt one of his properties, ala I bet he doesn’t know they plan on remaking his “Pet Semetary”, too.)
Anyways, from EW, here are the 10 things King believes he knows about “The Stand” movie, though honestly, it’s really just King being a joker, though it’s a very fun read:
1. No one will be able to top Gary Sinese, who played Stu Redman in the original ABC miniseries. He was perfect. When he says “You don’t know nothing” to the soldiers who are putting him under mandatory quarantine, you believe his contempt completely. My runner-up pick would be Jake Gyllenhaal.
2. I didn’t know anything about the remake until I read about it on the Internet.
3. You absolutely can’t make it as a two-hour movie. If it was a trilogy of films…maybe.
4. Molly Ringwald won’t be playing Fran Goldsmith this time.
5. Rutger Hauer is a little too old to play the Walkin’ Dude, and that’s too bad.
6. People who’ve seen Kubrick’s The Shining dislike the miniseries I wrote (and my amigo Mick Garris directed) even if they haven’t seen it. That’s always annoyed me. But the wheel of karma turns! This time people will probably say, “The miniseries was lots better.” BUT…
7. …historically speaking, movie studios blow the budget on things like this, so maybe it’ll be fun to look at. The dough certainly isn’t going to me, although if it is a trilogy, and if it makes a lot of money, I might be able to buy a chicken dinner at Popeye’s. Great slaw!
8. Molly Ringwald will probably not play the Trashcan Man, either, but Billy Bob Thornton would be cool. Billy Bob’s always cool.
9. They need to write in a lot of heavy-metal for the soundtrack.
10. M-O-O-N, that spells “you probably won’t see this anytime soon.” And when you do, Woody Allen won’t be directing it. Or Molly Ringwald.
Hey, maybe Molly Ringwald can play this girl from one of “The Stand’s” spin-off properties, in this case, a comic book: