Steven Seagal: Lawman Trailer is Like Cops, Except with Steven Seagal

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A&E put out this promo trailer for their new reality TV show called Steven Seagal: Lawman a week ago. And yes, like everything you’ve read, Seagal does indeed ride around New Orleans in a police car stopping crime in an honest to goodness police uniform. Okay, he mostly rides around a police car screaming at things and, I think at one point unnecessarily nearly breaks some guy’s arm. Hey, a (pretend) cop’s work is never done. And oh yeah, apparently some producers are suing Seagal and the network for stealing their idea for the show. Whatever. They should be happy Seagal doesn’t show up at their doorsteps tomorrow and break all their necks, cause you know, he’s prone to do that sort of thing.


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  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    LMAO. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Ok mighty is a bit strong. But still. Really Steven? Really?

    Oh and don’t forget the part where he slammed some perps head against the patrol car door, cause you know, that’s legal. I can’t wait to not watch this trainwreck. Why couldn’t they get CHick Norris to become a real Texas Ranger or something. LOL

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    LMAO. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Ok mighty is a bit strong. But still. Really Steven? Really?

    Oh and don’t forget the part where he slammed some perps head against the patrol car door, cause you know, that’s legal. I can’t wait to not watch this trainwreck. Why couldn’t they get CHick Norris to become a real Texas Ranger or something. LOL

  • Dedpool

    LMAO. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Ok mighty is a bit strong. But still. Really Steven? Really?

    Oh and don’t forget the part where he slammed some perps head against the patrol car door, cause you know, that’s legal. I can’t wait to not watch this trainwreck. Why couldn’t they get CHick Norris to become a real Texas Ranger or something. LOL