A&E put out this promo trailer for their new reality TV show called Steven Seagal: Lawman a week ago. And yes, like everything you’ve read, Seagal does indeed ride around New Orleans in a police car stopping crime in an honest to goodness police uniform. Okay, he mostly rides around a police car screaming at things and, I think at one point unnecessarily nearly breaks some guy’s arm. Hey, a (pretend) cop’s work is never done. And oh yeah, apparently some producers are suing Seagal and the network for stealing their idea for the show. Whatever. They should be happy Seagal doesn’t show up at their doorsteps tomorrow and break all their necks, cause you know, he’s prone to do that sort of thing.